Past and Present Annoying Canadians
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1. Celine Dion
2. Bryan Adams
3. Jim Carey
4. Rush...the entire band should go
5. Bare Naked Ladies
6. Michelle from E.C.
7. All of fucking 'Our Lady Peace' I hate that band
8. Gordon Lightfoot
9. Anne Murray (she cried a tear, you wiped it dry) 'snowbird' if you spin this record backwards you can hear her pledge allegiance to Satan.
10...and anyone else who is hiding the fact that they are really Canadian

12:21 PM :

Ladies and Gentlemen...Nina Simone
I want a lil sugar in my bowl
I want a lil sweetness down in my soul
I could stand some lovin Oh so bad
I feel so funny I feel so sad
I want a lil steam on my clothes
maybe I can fix things up so they'll go
whats a matter daddy
come on, save my soul
soothe me I want some sugar in my bowl
I want some steam on my clothes
maybe I can fix things up so they'll go
whats a matter daddy?
come on save my soul
give me a lil shuug in my bowl

9:19 AM :

Tuesday, October 31, 2000
While preparing for the upcoming yngwie malmsteen/dio us tour, I was contemplating a few things. What is up with this? When I hear the catch phrase 'superclub circuit' or worse 'chelsea superclub' I usually run in the opposite direction. The 'new' Twilo sounds rather tame in retrospect to clubs like Tunnel, Limelight, Jackie 60, Dean Johnson's Pubic Hair Club for Men, Meat or Milk Bar. I was at a party once where night life luminaries were overdosing on GHB, half dead they were rushed to the hospital, stomach pumped and back to the party showing off their hospital reports. Now that's hardcore!

8:08 PM :

Is there any use at all for an old Mac Quadra 605? It was one the original 'quirky' pizza box Macs. I am sad to say that I can't even turn this into a fish tank, ideas?
5:23 PM :

Monday, October 30, 2000
Just for 'shits and giggles' a look at my favorite fashion designer Vivienne Westwood. Go head, poke around a bit. OH! I suppose I should some day re-add my 'about' page, and explain why this is named Jockohomo.
9:39 PM :