Wednesday, January 30, 2002
Thank you for the great wrestling poster, You know how I love my Olympic Athletes! Now if we could only get wakeboard champion Daren (the skud stud) Shapiro and/or big man #54 Chicago Bear "Brian Urlacher onto a poster, I'd be set for life. (sigh*) Meanwhile horny gay sports fun 'In the Locker room' where 'Tight End' and 'Play of the Week' take on a new meaning. 'If you go in to a locker room and you're gay, the stereotype is that you just want to look at their dicks and look at their asses," he said. "No. I mean, when you're attracted to someone you're attracted to someone, but it implies that gays don't have any control over their sexuality ... we have some'. I think!

Existential Pud; An examination of being, nothingness and stale bubblegum. Where stale bubble gum, comics and existential philosophy converge or ummm collide, depending on how you want to look at it. My question 'Are We No More Than God's Curiosity About Himself?' Oops that was Thomas Mann, damn, I knew that was too good!

X de facto punk soul brotha fad gadget ed' iPod playlist (GYM SESSION: 0030:2002:01):

Prologue to Sacre Francais-Dimitri From Paris/Sacre Francais-Dimitri/ Le Moogy Reggae-Dimitri/ Tears of a Clown-English Beat/Kung Fu Girls-Blondie/ Rapture-Blondie/Camino de la Vida-Sergent Garcia/ Oye Mi Bomba-Sergent Garcia/Jumbo-Extended mix Underworld/The Good Omen-The Preacher/Chica Chica Boom-The Boys From Brazil/Wir Leben Immer Noch-Nina Hagen/Spirit In The Sky-Fuzzbox/Lord of the Flies-Fad Gadget/ Run and Hide-The Bomboras/The Swag-Lin Wray and His Ray Men/Jim Dandy-LaVerne Baker/ Game of Love-Wayne Fontana and the Mindbenders/Ever Fall in Love-The Buzzcocks/ Orgasm Addict-The Buzzcocks/ Jungle Fever-The Chakachas/Midnight Shift-Donna Summer/Funky Sensation-Gwen McCrae/ Let No Man Put Asunder-First Choice/Elevate My Mind-Stereo MCs/Halcyon On and On-Orbital/Burnt Out Car-St. Etienne/Storm Tropper In Drag-St. Etienne/Hold Me-Kojak/September 99-Phats and Small... FIN!

Andy Warhol your 15 minutes just goes on and on and on...Fifteen years after his death, Andy Warhol�s reputation is soaring again. Collectors are paying record prices for his works, exhibitions are touring the globe, and a commemorative postage stamp is in the works

LUNCH IS OFFICIALLY OVAH!
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Tuesday, January 29, 2002
Amanda Lear, the inspiration for AB-FAB's Patsy Stone, ran away to Paris to be an artist, ended up a model Chelsea Girl (Twiggy, Pallenberg, Marianne Faithfull) Posed for a Roxy music album cover, is still rumored to be a boy, lived with Bowie, became friends with Andy(Warhol), took up as Salvador Dali's mistress, wrote a book titled; 'My Life With Dali', stars in Pedro Almadovar's newest project where Lear plays an over the hill fashion victim, Oh! and she only dates hot young Brazilian muscle boys.

I got 2 turntables and a microphone! Play mixmaster MC all you and want and add some Miss. Directed 'vinyl only' tunes that are dying to be scratch packed into a digital format of choice. Most Macs don't come equipped with an audio port(s), Griffen Technologies 'iMic' provides answered prayers for your adapter needs. Whoudini's 'Freaks Come Out' means no parkin' on the dancefloor baby, and all this scratchin' is makin me itch!

Note: Any similarities to DJs living or dead is purely coincidental this tactile virtual software package provides hours of 'family' entertainment, flipping virtual LPs on and off the turntables, phazing! Caution, not recommended for club kids and computer geeks under the age of 12. Happy virtual mixing!

Demand your money back whether you pay or not, The film 'Collateral Damage' is the biggest piece of shit ever to come out of Hollywood. Blowing up buildings is NOT entertaining.
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Monday, January 28, 2002
On the eve of a full moon, the world's a mess it's in my kiss. Unseasonably warm yesterday, 64f/18c. I went to the BIG LAKE for some rest and relaxation on the rocks. January tans as the hypnotic mantra of the water glistens in the shadows of my union city. Scads of strange looking hounds and tourists from Eastern block countries hoist peculiar looking giant video cameras on their shoulders. They film non stop faces of their little baba's and over sugared cartwheeling children. I wanted to shout at them and strike a Charlie's Angels Pose; 'Hold it right there! Put the camera down, and nobody gets hurt, it is unlawful to wipe out personal mythologies by video recording, stop now and enjoy your visit with the record button OFF...but I didn't.

Looking into getting more ink, I know I want something more sub sub sub substantial but I am torn between styles, commission something original or pop like, or wait and seek out a master of the Horimono style; In Japanese hori or horu means 'to carve,' and mono means literally 'thing.' Horu is the verb used to describe the insertion of ink into the skin when tattooing; in the 18th century this was done with sharp needles tied to a long handle of bamboo dipped in ink, thus 'carving' was a most appropriate way of describing it. Some masters still carve you with the bamboo dipped in secret ancient dye formulas.

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