It's my civic duty to race my humble fuel efficient car along side unsuspecting SUV drivers who display the Bush Cheny 04 bumper sticker. I beep the horn to attract their attention then wave my middle finger wildly while slowly yet distinctly mouthing the words F U C K - Y O U. Hey, only 194 days until The Vote is Taken, or How to Get Stupid White Men Out of Office or the Anti-Politics Un-Boring Guide To Power.
A Government By The People For the People: WPA Posters 1936-1943, from the Library of Congress. A striking collection of silkscreen, lithograph, and woodcut posters designed to publicize health and safety programs; cultural programs including art exhibitions, theatrical, and musical performances; travel and tourism; educational programs; and community activities in seventeen states and the District of Columbia. The posters were made possible by one of the first U.S. Government programs to support the arts and were added to the Library's holdings in the 1940s. Amazing!
Health is back to normal, fully rested, unmarked and unscathed. It is great to be back at the gym kicking ass and building up. With summer right around the corner, I stepped on the workout peddle, ready to pop this baby into overdrive. Looking to mix it up a bit? Outside Magazine has a toolbox of sorts. Illustrated strength moves for peak performance, from core training and flexibility building to explosive power drills. Ramp up your fitness plan with these six workouts, guaranteed to get you buff�and ready.
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Monday, April 19, 2004
The well groomed professional look not working, a clean cut all american style letting you down? Perhaps it's a close shave that's cock blocking those suitors. Let yourself go for awhile and relax, studies have shown that 4 out of 5 men surveyed prefer it rough, real rough. Trust me, I know! Stop shaving now, butch it up a bit with some facial hair. Don't worry, you can still retain that extensive grooming routine of cleansers, elixirs, serums and moisturizes, just don't let anyone know about it. The key is to look tough with a scruffy mug that says, yea, I'm just dripping with testosterone! Make grunting and growling part of a daily routine, puff up your chest and stomp around, these subtle shifts in behavior are actually signals to other mondo man apes that you're part of their playful tribe. The transformation is easy and takes little or no time at all, before you know it, you'll be attracting a bevy of barnyard beasts, from dirty daddy piggy to sexy super stallion. The new look is NO look, work it all fucked up and dirty. Go ahead pull on it, don't be shy now, loosen that tie and unbutton that dress shirt a bit, shave your head not your eyebrows! Drop it all down a notch or two, put your leather bag away and go urban commando, rail against the corporate HOMO-genization of gay culture and boycott shows like Queer Eye. Watch wrestling instead, it's a whole lot gayer and sexier anyway. I know what your thinking, this is all a low brow attempt at getting some dick, low bro my ass, it's so low it's underground, it's brilliant, we could rule the world, now get it in gear!
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