JOCKOHOMO | BIO
Basics
Name: Jim
What: Jockohomo Datapanik Weblog - Modern Ideas Since September 2000
Location: Cleveland Ohio USA
Birthday: Aquarius Feb. 17



Size: Height: 5'7" 195 lb.. 32w 17a 47.5ch 27thathletic
Hair: Brown Black / Eyes: Green
Markings: Tatts-Several
Language Skills: English (fluent) French (partial fluency) Spanish (food names)
Pets: Sam my pure bred adopted Black Labrador Retriever
Shoe Size: 10



Interests: Painting, making art, music, writing, design, bodybuilding, wrestling, new media, photography, sports, architecture, computers, technology, museums, food, travel, languages, lacrosse, mountain biking, film, Warhol, pop culture, op art, biceps, books and blogs +

Items
Color: Red
Gym: 3-5x a week, perhaps more
Best Body Part: Arms
Turn Ons: Eyes, Heart, Courage, Goofiness, Big Arms, Intelligence
Turn Offs: Liars, Games, Whiners, Negative People
Dream Job: Hosting my own show on BBC Radio 1
Favorite Skyscraper: The Chrysler Building
Artists: Dan Witz, Banksy, Caravaggio, Andy Warhol
Saint: St. Clare The Patron Saint of Television
City: London
Comic Book: Captain America and Gary Panter's Jimbo
I Play: The Drums
Most bizarre thing I've ever eaten: Scrapple ( You don't want to know) and I must say it was only a small taste and it wasn't very tasty, really, not tasty at all.

Muzak
Internet Broadcast: Mark Allen WFMU Thursdays 2am - 6am 90.1
MP3 Blogs: Music For Robots Moebius Rex The Crutch
Retro New Wave or Punk Record: The Bags - Survive (1978)
Retro House or Disco: Sylvester Do You Wanna Funk
Dancefloor Shirt on Shirt off: Shirt-Off
Best Shows: Kraftwerk in Detroit/Devo in Cleveland/Stereolab Pittsburgh
Current Favorite DJ: MY!GAY!HUSDAND!
Latest Concert: Adult

Gym
Kicking Ass: Cross Training
BEST training book: Scrawny to Brawny / Strength Training Anatomy
Weights: 4-5x Weekly
Dislike: Campers i.e. one who camps out on the equipment
Best Gym Advice: There Are No Shortcuts
Best Exercise: Military Press
Never: Ever Chew Gum and Lift ( Unless your buddy knows the Heimlich Maneuver
Fave Workout CD: Record by Fear (This is not a joke)
College Ball: O.S.U. (National Champs)
Pro Football Team: Steelers
Amateur Wrestler: Cael Sanderson
Pro Wrestler: John Walters

Ephemera +
Pig-Out Food: Pepperoni & Sausage Pizza sometimes mushrooms or black olives
Candy or Gum: Now and Laters and Mike and Ike's
Restaurant: Stino D'Napoli
Smutty Summer Reading: Perfect Tackle
Best Invention Known to Man: The Swiss Army Knife
Broken Bones: Technically not a bone, my nose 4 fucking times.
Blogger Who Debbed My Blog: Jonno
Blogroots: Jonno, Ultrasparky, Out of Order, Chad Boylog which is now Chrisonomicon
People Always Think I'm: Quiet and Reserved and I'm quite the opposite
Just say NO: There are no hidden porn pics on my site damn it!

Television Film Video
Programs: Simpsons, HGTV WWE PBS-Frontline FoodTV BBC-America, The Sopranos, Monster Garage, Sea -Lab 2021, PBS Art Egg, Charlie Rose.
Resource: Filmmaker Mag and MRQE
Link Fest: Linkd UP
E-Space: SFMOMA

Curate/Collect
Art books, new wave and punk albums, thrifted disco and lounge LPs, vintage pro wrestling memorabilia, retro magazines, odd snapshots, tech manuals from the 40s, 50s and 60s, old yearbooks, retro muscle boy photographs, tattoo patterns, U.S.M.C. stuff, El Santo items, Maryola, Day of the Dead, fanzines, sailor photographs, beefcake photos, pop culture items, found objects, ephemera, wacky furniture and Buddha sculptures. Whew, ain't that enough?!

Art & Design
Never: Grow tired of looking at Art
Project: Barbara Kruger wants you to try to couple the ingratiation of wishful thinking with the criticality of knowing better, enough said
Artists: Andy Warhol Peter Saville Jane and Louise Wilson Ann Hamilton Barbara Kruger Caravaggio Nicolas Poussin Kendell Geers John Singer Sargent Bellows Miró Hopper Roy Lichtenstein Newman David Salle Basquait Olafur Eliasson Karim Rashid Edward Albers Ernesto Neto Ruscha Beuys Francesco Clemente Picasso Eric Fischl Anselm Kiefer and the way Georges de LaTour handles light, Ben Edwards, Wes Hempel, so many others
Photographers: Eugene Atget, Nicola Kuperus, Cindy Sherman, Diane Arbus, AMG, Andre Kertesz Richard Avedon Dino Dinco Stieglitz Duane Michals and Bruce LaBruce and George Platt Lynnes
Must Have: Leonardo The Complete Paintings and Drawings
Interesting and Suprising: You tell me
Museum: Design Museum
Best Museum Bookstore: The Wexner Center
Paint: Always
Culture Jam It Up Your: Adbusters
Bad Habits: Sticking the brush full of bad tasting paint in my mouth!
Shop for Mid-Century Design Items @ circa 50


Versus
Left or Right: Right
Penis or Cock: Cock
Yo Yo Ma or Yo Momma: Yo Momma
Larry Tee or Mr. T: Mr. Tee
Cops or CHiPS: CHiPS
John or Ponch: Ponch
Kadafi or Funkadafi: Funkadafi
Tony Blair or Linda Blair: Linda
Soft Cell or Sleeper Cell: Sleeper Cell
Kojak or Baretta: Kojak
Jock Strap or Strapping Jock: Strapping Jock
Terrorista or Fashionista: Fashionista
Panera or Paninaro
Wrestlers or Football Players: Wrestlers
Art Rock or Rock Hard: Rock Hard
Ice Castles or Ice Capades: Neither
Patty Smith or Patty Hearst: Patty Hearst
Scars or Sars: Scars
1974, 1984 or 1994: 1984
Bath or Shower: Shower
Mr Bubble or Bubblicious: Mr. Bubble
Mr. Whipple or Mrs. Olson: Mr. Whipple
Love Unlimited Orchestra or Ulimited Capacity For Love: Love Unlimited Orchestra
Mary Woronov or Edie Sedgewick: Mary
Joan Jett or Suzi Quatro: Suzi
Pop Art or Iggy Pop: Iggy
Magazine or Fanzine: Fanzine
Cosmaceuticals or Kama Sutra: Cosmaceuticals
Dinner or Dessert: Dinner
Paul Frank or Mr. Friendly: Paul Frank
Boxing or UFC/NHB: NHB
iZod Lacoste or Members Only: iZod
eBay or Flea Market: Flea Market
Retro or Futuristic: Futuristic
Heterosexual or Metrosexual: Metrosexual
Paper or Plastic: Plastic
Fantastic Plastic or the Plastics: The Plastics
Naked or Nude: Nude
Girth or Length: Why choose?
Abs or Chest: Both
Turkish Coffee or Cuban Coffee: Cuban
Leatherman or Leatherboy: Leatherman
Men's Gymnastics or Men's Diving: Gymnastics (Nebraska to be specific)
Muscleboy or Musclebear: Both
Cowboys or Indians: Cowboys
Foreign or Domestic: Domestic
Army, Navy or Marines : Marines! Ahoora!
Howard Stern or Isaac Stern: Isaac Stern
Chewie or Honk Kong Fooey: Hong Kong Fooey
Hong Kong or King Kong: King
Blog Whore or Blog More: Blog More





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