Buzzfeed Gaysted The Evidence Is Queer
Aunt Ida: The world of the heterosexual is a sick and boring life.
Aunt Ida: Queers are just better. I’d be so proud if you was a fag…
(John Waters’ Female Trouble)
Buzzfeed, always up on things and funny as hell nails Gaysted: “Lifestyle Buzz Heterosexual people getting so wasted, they slip into seemingly gay acts. The loose definition: ‘It is when you are soooo drunk (wasted) and dudes start dancing with you and you just sort of go along with it and then they start putting their arms around you and you just kind of keep rolling with it because you’re drunk and you sort of think the dude is being your dancefloor bro, but then when you sober up you realize that the situash is sort of weird. when this happens, you tell your friends, ‘dude, i got so gaysted last night.’” (More Evidence on Buzzfeed)
Gaysted girls are harmless, they do the ‘purse dance’ (dancing in a circle around their Prada, Gucci and Coach handbags) while kissing and hugging on each other to show off their buck wild nature; they’re a straight boys fantasty.
Gaysted dudes are another thing altogether, shirts come off, bumpin, grinding, dirty dancin’ flexing and the ass slappin’ starts. Heaven help you if you’re the only gay guy in the bunch, gaysted dudes love to throw their arms around you, press their drunken mugs into your ears and ask you questions they would never ask if they were sober. Yes, the answer is always the same, we love our dicks just as much as you, now stop pulling on mine.
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Duuude…hic…we were sooo…gaysted…hic…lol…frikin hilarious…
everyone loves a three beer queer.
The whole business is just too frusterating for me.
So enough about this. How about gay guys that do straight girls?!?!
I was out last night with two gay guys that do chicks from time to time. I guess it’s kind of the opposite scenario.
Anyway, the one dude wouldn’t get off of it. He kept telling me how great pussy was. He was starting to sound like my dad until the other friend got a call from his security company. His store just got broken into for the fourth time in the last year. True story.
But anyway. What gives with that? Humph. Human behavior.
Life is random.
buzzfeed has been on my radar for a while now. i like.
as for the gay/straight demarcation i go with the guy on dlist whose profile i was just looking at, if i am anything, i am free. that’s the only label i am happy with.
tak
Following the history of a word is quite fun. Where/when did it start to gain traction?
No info on buzzfeed, urban dictionary, or even gaysted.com.
this happened to me several times with my straight friends…, but always I took it as just a game, since I am 100% sure they are straight. Doing something I would regret later is a thought that never dissapeared under alcohol…so I just said “yeah, I love you too” and nothing else.