What a Trend We Have in Jesus
In case you missed out on picking up one of those Talking Jesus Action Figures this Christmas from Walmart or Target, don’t sweat it, Miss Poppy has you covered, I mean REALLY covered, she’s got the one stop shop for all your Adult Christianity Supplies. Choose from the Lock ‘n’ Load Jesus Mousepad, Antimasturbatory Supplies, Crucifix Mints, Jeez-Its Sticky Notes, The Dyslexic’s Bibel, or the 7 Deadly Sins Wristbands. Wait, it gets better, how about an unborn fetus holiday ornament carrying an AK47 ornament, “Plastic replica of an 11-12 week old fetus, 3″ long, holding a firearm in its precious little hand, with an assortment of other military paraphernalia, encased in a translucent plastic ornament, with a patriotic yellow ribbon on top. Includes a metal ornament hanger…Protect our troops – from the womb to the war. What if the fetus you were going to abort would grow up to be a soldier bringing democracy to a godless dictatorship?…Also available in a Brown model. I know, I’m gasping too.
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Heavenly!
why on earth are you dissing the creator. be it as it may
god did create the earth and he had some room to let
men suck dick.
I finally know where to shop for Christmas gifts for all my heathen friends. Awesome!
I know a few Nuns who would get a kick out this stuff! HA!
So I’m late on two things… reading your blog (a mistake I’m rectifying now) and Christmas shopping for my brother & sister. Thankfully the latter isn’t a mistake. We tend to spend our holidays off of the calendar so that others can be with their family on the actual holiday. Anyway, long story short, I haven’t purchased anything for my brother yet and NOW I know what a stocking stuffer I can get… JEEZ-ITS! Granted, I thought they might be little square snacks that tasted like the body of Christ, but postits with His blessing are just as good!
Happy New Year!
Chris