Strung Out on Jargon

Caption This


Clearly the one in the middle can hold her own. Inappropriate, maybe, what did you expect me to do, post the totally not safe for work Cunt Smasher video? Image swiped from Brian Cors Nerd Tech photostream on Flickr.

15 comments

15 Comments so far

  1. Gooster May 7th, 2008 8:40 am

    Deep down, Rico was happy. Agnes was well on her way and he always had a love for cankles!

  2. Marv May 7th, 2008 9:54 am

    My entry:

    “And this was where the orgy took on a uniquely Roman aesthetic.”

    Optional:

    “Beatrice immediately regretted support hose that were obviously too tight to allow her to fill up her notoriously ‘hollow’ leg.”

  3. richard May 7th, 2008 12:00 pm

    I believe that’s also available on the dog’S faint tumblr, which is kinda awesome: http://jimibandrix.tumblr.com/

    Caption-wise, I’ll go with: “Reverend Jones’ first experiments with Kool-Aid did not go exactly as planned.”

  4. richard May 7th, 2008 12:03 pm

    “Reverend Jones’ first experiments with Kool-Aid did not go exactly as planned.”

    (FYI, that delectable pic is also available on the dog’S faint tumblr: http://jimibandrix.tumblr.com. And there’s more where that came from.)

  5. john May 7th, 2008 2:41 pm

    The Jones family of Dubuque, Iowa, reacts to Jason Castro’s performance of “I Shot The Sheriff” on last night’s American Idol

  6. johnozed May 7th, 2008 4:30 pm

    Viggo soon figured out that this was not the casting call for Eastern Promises.

  7. Jefro May 7th, 2008 7:17 pm

    Oddly enough, a really close friend in Cleveland (of all places) of mine sent this to me for Christmas in ‘07. I sent it around to some close friends via e-mail and got some good laughs back. Good to see this again!

  8. bat chain puller May 7th, 2008 7:53 pm

    Billy waits for the Quaaludes to kick in while Myrtle and her mother Babs booze-gorge to prepare themselves for another evening of heavy duty ass play.

  9. bat chain puller May 7th, 2008 7:55 pm

    Billy Filthy waits for the Quaaludes to kick in while his mother Myrtle and Grammy Babs booze-gorge to prepare themselves for another evening of x-tube family ass play.

  10. Reece May 7th, 2008 9:10 pm

    When will all these old people learn that posting party pics online can permanently damage their chances of getting into a good retirement home?

    I think this was first posted at Sorry I Missed Your Party:

    http://sorryimissedyourparty.blogspot.com/

  11. Reece May 7th, 2008 9:19 pm

    Oh, wait, it’s a staged photo by David LaChappelle?

  12. Reece May 7th, 2008 9:21 pm

    OK, it’s from David La Chapelle’s Recollections in America.

  13. sam May 8th, 2008 12:18 pm

    yeah this is def David LaChappelle, I love this series

  14. Quartz May 9th, 2008 8:41 am

    Christ, that Cunt Smasher link was awesome. Seing those middle America housewives clapping to fucking “Nemesis” was a trippy delight. Here’s the video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovH46-o0rLw

  15. Giuseppe Finger May 18th, 2008 1:31 pm

    Almost immediately, Rick regretted coming out of the closet.