Freezing your ass off like everyone else in the northeast, please remember to bundle up, stay toasty warm with a hand made Beard Head that takes you from zero to mega-bear in no time flat. Beard Head beard caps protect your head from the cold and keep your upper lip and chin toasty warm, much like a real beard would, this is the next best thing. Available in Viking (yellow), Lumberjack (brown), Grandpa (gray) and Pirate (black), woven cap covers the entire head save for the eyes and nose, and features an awesome beard-like shape, complete with a woven faux porno-stache which you can change out for an extra five bucks.